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Song Parodies -> "Nose-Picker"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Nose-Picker"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Re-submitted due to technical problems yesterday!!!
He's a really grotesque sight
The vulgar and gross type
And he stinks- pew!
He lives just right next door
Not worth debating
Not his fault, folks are dirt poor

Rides the bus to school each day
All stay away
Never know what he’ll say
He’s a gross child
Finger up his nose
Ready to fling green Boogers
Farting for laughter
Everyday he goes too far
Kids wish they had gone by car

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out kids
He’s a screw-up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
She's a nose-picker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out kids
He’s a screw-up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
She's a nose-picker

He even eats his snot too
Open mouth, so he drools
Is he human?
Looks like a young weirdo that’s no too smart
Hears all the chatter
But he doesn’t care
Pickin’ his nose is an art

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out kids
He’s a screw-up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He's a nose-picker
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out kids
He’s a screw-up
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He's a nose-picker

[Instrumental Interlude]

Oh, No!
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out kids
He’s a screw-up
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out) he's a nose-picker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a nose-picker)
Oh, He’s a screw-up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a nose-picker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out)
He's a really grotesque sight
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a nose-picker
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He's a nose-picker)
Finger up his nose, Gross!
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out kids, watch out kids
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(Eeew, Eeew) he's a nose-picker
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He's a nose-picker)
Not worth debating, no, no
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Gross, he's a nose-picker





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Karen - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Eeeeeeeeeew!!!! Gross!!! But funny :)
Rollins - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes, the resulting effect of the demise of the Handkerchief, no doubt!
Snotty - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Engrossing!

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