-> "Child Beater"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"Child Beater"
The Lyrics
He’s come to turn off the lights
The mean and vicious type
This is not new
He’s done it all before
Cursing and hitting
Ooh, she's so scared of him
But he beats her more and more
It’s on YouTube to see
Witness this
Horrid felony
He’s beating a child
In a wild rage
See him go way too far
It’s his own daughter
But when push comes to shove
He’s gonna belt her ‘til sore
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He likes it rough
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a child beater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He likes it rough
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a child beater
Posted the video, true
It was time, good for you
He's a bad dad
And he has torn your family apart
Judicial probe matter
The evidence is there
A judge with a wicked heart
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He likes it rough
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a child beater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He likes it rough
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a child beater
[Instrumental Interlude]
Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girl
He likes it rough
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out) he's a child beater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a child beater)
Ooh, he thinks he’s tough
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a child beater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out)
He's come to turn off the light, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a child beater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a child beater)
This man is wild, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girl, watch out girl
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he's a child beater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a child beater)
He's cursing and hitting, oh-oh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, he's a child beater
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