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Song Parodies -> "Ant-eater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Ant-eater"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Second "kid-friendly" parody of this song...
She'll only comes out at night
The hungry, nocturnal type
Long snout, stocky body, bushy tail
I’ve seen them in Mexico before
Walking on her knuckles
Oh, she’s protecting her sharp claws
I've seen her furiously tear up a nest before

So many ants and termites to eat
Growing more hungry
Since she’s been asleep
This animal has no teeth
Feeding
By the reach of her sticky tongue
Billions of ants don’t matter
Attacking the intruder only makes her madder
They won’t get too far

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater

I wouldn't put her in a zoo
I know what she can do
She's a large animal
That you really can’t control
All the way from Mexico to Argentina
Oh, the Edentata can be found there
But the ant-eater is on patrol

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out ants and termites
She'll swallow you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's an ant-eater

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Wild Child JIN - April 29, 2011 - Report this comment
It's O.K. for an anteater to eat "ants", just as long as it doesn't eat uncles. LOL!! ;-D Excellent Job again Robert! 5's! :-)

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