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Song Parodies -> "Man Pleaser"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Man Pleaser"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I originally was going to title this one "Ant-Eater", but I couldn't resist the naughtier lyrics!!!
She only comes out at night
The loose and slutty type
Nothing new, I've seen her on this block before
Watching and waiting, anticipating
She's talking to you, as she leans on the car door
So many have paid to be
With what you usually get for free
But this woman is wild, give you pleasure for just one hour
But since money always matters
If you're with her for longer, you’re gonna have to pay her $200

Oh-Oh, here she comes
Watch out boy she'll screw you up
Oh-Oh here she comes
She's a man pleaser
Oh-Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll screw you up
Oh-Oh here she comes
She's a man pleaser

I would reconsider if I were you
You know what AIDS can do
She's diseased man, and she could really tear your world apart
Forget streetwalkers
The beauty is fair, but she's got a dark heart

Oh-Oh, here she comes
Watch out boy she'll screw you up
Oh-Oh here she comes
She's a man pleaser
Oh-Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll screw you up
Oh-Oh here she comes
She's a man pleaser
Oh-Oh, here she comes
Watch out boy she'll screw you up
Oh-Oh here she comes
She's a man pleaser




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Wild Child JIN - April 26, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody is a "child pleaser" ;-) 555 coming your way! :-) Great Job Robert! ;-)

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