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Song Parodies -> "I've Gotten Way Too Fat (No Fast Food)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"I've Gotten Way Too Fat (No Fast Food)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A tribute to morbidly obese America!
Eating, snacking, binging, all the time
When will it stop
It really does scare me
Standing in fast food lines
I've ruined my body
Now I need a weight-loss goal
Don't even think about eating
Say no , Say no
I, I-I, I 'd do anything
Entering a fitness program might do
Yeah, I, I-I, I'd do almost anything
To stop eating fast food
How sad

But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
I‘ve gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat

I can’t go for becoming twice this size
I can’t go on just eating
The same burgers and fries
I've ruined my body
Now I need a weight-loss goal
Gotta do something about it
Now I’m a contestant on the “Biggest Loser” show!

I, I-I, I 'd do anything
That Bob and Jillian want me to do
Yeah, just keep me away from ice cream
And dark chocolates too, (oh no)
How sad

But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
I‘ve gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat, and ugly

[Instrumental Interlude]

Yeah, I, I-I, I 'd do anything
That Bob and Jillian want me to do
Yeah, I, I-I, I 'd do anything
Exercise and healthy foods too, (groan)
How sad

But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
But I‘ve gotten way too fat, nooo
(No)
No fast food
I‘ve gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat
Gotten way too fat, and ugly





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