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Song Parodies -> "Big Faggot"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Big Faggot"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

He'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen him here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, he's sitting with you, but his eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see what you think you're getting for free
The man is wild, a he-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out, boy, he'll cornhole you
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a big faggot
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out, boy, he'll cornhole you
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a big faggot

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what he can do
He's deadly, man
He could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out, boy, he'll cornhole you
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a big faggot
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out, boy, he'll cornhole you
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a big faggot

[Instrumental Bridge]

Ooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, watch out, boy, he'll cornhole you
(Whoa-oh, here he comes, watch out)
He's a big faggot
(Oh-oh, here he comes, He's a big faggot)
Ooh, he'll cornhole you
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, He's a big faggot
(Oh-oh, here he comes, watch out)
He'll only come out at night, ooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, He's a big faggot
(Oh-oh, here he comes, He's a big faggot)
The damn man is wild, woo
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, watch out, boy, watch out, boy
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here he comes, watch out)
Yeah, yeah, He's a big faggot
(Oh-oh, here he comes, He's a big faggot)
He's watching and waiting, ooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, He's a big faggot

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2LD4U - August 31, 2020 - Report this comment
TERRIBLE!
Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2020 - Report this comment
Yes, it is terrible. And that's before you consider the quality of the song.
Cactus Impersonator - September 01, 2020 - Report this comment
^^^ Obviously a couple of gay guys who find offense to the word, "faggot". :-( ^^^ I'm a faggot myself and don't at all find the word distasteful -- having been called that name a number of times over the decades. Whenever some butt wagon calls me a faggot, I simply look at them and shout, "THAT'S MISTER FAGGOT TO YOU, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!". :-)
H2O - September 23, 2020 - Report this comment
I've seen DH/JO and at the show there was a gay man couple, one had on a T-shirt saying 'Maneater' and his BF was a dead ringer for John Oates in the 80s. All the ladies had to have selfies with him regardless. Go figure. I'm not gay buy I don't call them 'faggots', that's a rotten word and middle school mentality people use that word to mean someone ain't 'cool'. Besides, most 'faggots' aren't sexually aggressive - they're more scared of being subject to hate crimes than anything else.and this parody has just SOME of the lines rewritten. It sucks.

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