Song Parodies -> Plant Eater
| Original Song Title: | "Maneater" |
| Original Performer: | Hall and Oates |
| Parody Song Title: | "Plant Eater" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Florio |
she thinks that slaughter isnt right
shes a lean and hungry sight
nothing is new, she protests 'bout the war
thinking we're changing
Shes eating to-fu but protein aint regular
aint helping anyone, you see
what does she think, 'theyll change just for me'
she acts like a child, protesting all meat in the food store
money dont matter
think theyll end the slaughter? then you are really wrong
oh here she comes
killing cows, shes had enough
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
oh here she comes
killing cows, she will disrupt
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
just what does she think she'll do
by not eating all slaughtered food
shes deadly wrong
and she isnt a vegan thank God
no meat aint better
the protesters there wont make the slaughter stop
oh here she comes
killing cows, she will disrupt
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
oh here she comes
killing cows, shes had enough
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
oh here she comes
killing cows, she will disrupt
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
shes a lean and hungry sight
nothing is new, she protests 'bout the war
thinking we're changing
Shes eating to-fu but protein aint regular
aint helping anyone, you see
what does she think, 'theyll change just for me'
she acts like a child, protesting all meat in the food store
money dont matter
think theyll end the slaughter? then you are really wrong
oh here she comes
killing cows, shes had enough
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
oh here she comes
killing cows, she will disrupt
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
just what does she think she'll do
by not eating all slaughtered food
shes deadly wrong
and she isnt a vegan thank God
no meat aint better
the protesters there wont make the slaughter stop
oh here she comes
killing cows, she will disrupt
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
oh here she comes
killing cows, shes had enough
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
oh here she comes
killing cows, she will disrupt
oh here she comes
shes a plant eater
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com
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Decent!
Good one Mike!
Good one!
Holy cow, it's a vegen parody, I've been waiting fpr this one for a long time! Good work! Hey Mike, your from Jersey, right? How's about some Soprano Parodys. Catch the returns on Hbo Sunday nights.
Hey Diva, Im actually from New york, you were close...but I guess that I could think up a supranos parody...wont be too hard....and I also have written another song about Vegans, "Cows make leather" to the tune of "Come Together" by the Beatles...good song...
Nice job, Mike. Diva: I'm a Mike from New Jersey, and I wrote a Sopranos parody: "Ode to Philly Joe," based on "Ode to Billie Joe" by Bobbie Gentry. Feel free to check it out. Mike F., I guess I owe you some money for "advertising" on your "billboard."
Just , read it, Loved it!
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