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Song Parodies -> "Owing a Million"

Original Song Title:

"One in a Million"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns n Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Owing a Million"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Man I'm needing just some more time to pay
I must have lost my mind
Down at the mall that day
Now I'm paying a real high interest rate
Maybe bank robbing is my only way

Spencer's and Pennies, that's right
And Waldenbooks too
I needed to buy some stuff and
Now I'm through
I bought me some CDs
Got them all off the rack
And some DVDs too; and now
Creditors on my back

I'm owing a million
On my credit cards
I'm owing a million, I
Maxed out all my cards
Maybe someday I'll pay them
Before the day I die
Yeah I should have known better
The interest rate's too high
Much too high, much too high,
Much too high, yes, ow!

Skateboards and guitars
And those designer jeans
I spent like a king then baby
But now my debt's a bad dream
Maybe I should skip town
And disappear like the breeze
But now I just can't get away
I got no money


Well some say it was dumb
And others say that's crazy
Soon I'll be a bum
Filing bankruptcy
It'll be such a long time
'Till I go shopping alone
Now I can't afford no dinner, I
I'd kill to chew on a bone

I'm owing a million
On my credit cards
I'm owing a million, I
Maxed out all my cards
Maybe someday I'll pay them
Before the day I die
Yeah I should have known better
The interest rate's too high
Much too high, much too high,
Much too high, yes, ow!

Now my Visa platinum
It's worth nothing to me
I bought all my new toys
Now I can't make ends meet
I think the repo men
Are coming for my TV
I'll hide the stereo, maybe
In a place they can't see

I'm owing a million
On my credit cards
I'm owing a million, I
Maxed out all my cards
Maybe someday I'll pay them
Before the day I die
Yeah I should have known better
The interest rate's too high
Much too high, much too high,
Much too high

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Diva - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm shearing my plastic this Xmax too. I hear your from Sarasota, Fl. Is that right, Floyd?
Floyd's Garage - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes Diva. Are you a Florida Girl??
Diva - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, Wild Man and I, reside in the Tampa Bay area.
Floyd's Garage - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
No kidding? I love to party in Ybor. Yeah St. Pete, Clearwater, Tampa, great place to be. If only the Bucs were doing good this year.

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