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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to the Ghetto"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns n Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to the Ghetto"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Welcome to the ghetto smells like rotten eggs
The prostitutes all got the clap and everybody begs
We are the homeless that can find food in a trash can
Wanna smoke some 'bonies' homey, I can be your man

In the ghetto, Welcome to the ghetto
Yes we all have gum disease, ease
I am so high on speed

Welcome to the ghetto the rent is always late
If you want it you've got to steal, you need food on your plate
'Cause I'm a very hagged out dude that's living on the streets
We can't hold a job down, so we sell blood and kidneys
In the ghetto welcome to the ghetto
Drink some, some, some Thunderbird
OOh, drug addicts with no cure

Welcome to the ghetto we trade our kids for crack
I took a wallet from a guy as he had a heart attack
If you're hungry than you can eat, the government's free cheese
We pawned off everything we owned, now I'm a junkie with herpes

In the ghetto, Welcome to the ghetto
Yes we all have gum disease, ease
I am so high on speed

And when we're high we always wanna come to your town
your town, your town, your town....YEAH

You know where you is?
You be in the ghetto're gonna DIEEE
In the ghetto welcome to the ghetto
Where it always smells like feet, feet
In the ghetto welcome to the ghetto
I've got, I've got, I've got disease
In the ghetto welcome to the ghetto
Smoking crack out in the street, street
In the ghetto, welcome to the ghetto
Hey can I have a dollar?
Found my dinner on the ground....HA!!

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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 2   1
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 4   0
 5   1

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Axl W. Rose - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey man I ain't there yet. Just wait and see 'Chinese Democracy' is gonna go straight to the top!!!!
Dude, this sucks - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
What's up with the Ebonics? Are you singing about black people?
Jessica - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I laughed all the more because you mentioned government cheese. 5's all around. :-)
Leah Lockhart - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Had me rolling on the floor at "the clap."
Rachel - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
one word : BRILLIANT
Katie - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody, and if you're going to pretend to be axl rose maybe u should SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT.. ITS W. AXL ROSE U IDIOT
fire - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Katie's right.

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