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Song Parodies -> "Lied On My Resume"
Original Song Title:
"My Love's In Jeapardy"
Original Performer:
Greg Kihn
Parody Song Title:
"Lied On My Resume"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
What were you? In your former job?
Well, I was the top hound
What can you do? If you are hired, Bob?
I’ll turn this firm around
Well if you make it-and you’re hired
Experience you say you got
We’ll be checking- your employment
We’ll let you know if you’re in or not
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
I was cute- wanted money now
I filled the form in ink
Oh, I am screwed, I should be running now
Called my last boss a fink
Oh, those phones were all hangin’ up
When I tried using honesty
It was hard, making that stuff up
It’s going to bite me, yeah, yeah
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Let me go
From the Wendy’s chain
Cuz I was cooking with my thumb
It’s so hard to get honest work
I’m hoping that they’re dumb
Yeah, yeah,
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Well, I was the top hound
What can you do? If you are hired, Bob?
I’ll turn this firm around
Well if you make it-and you’re hired
Experience you say you got
We’ll be checking- your employment
We’ll let you know if you’re in or not
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
I was cute- wanted money now
I filled the form in ink
Oh, I am screwed, I should be running now
Called my last boss a fink
Oh, those phones were all hangin’ up
When I tried using honesty
It was hard, making that stuff up
It’s going to bite me, yeah, yeah
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Let me go
From the Wendy’s chain
Cuz I was cooking with my thumb
It’s so hard to get honest work
I’m hoping that they’re dumb
Yeah, yeah,
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
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We have Kihnsidered your application, but we do not have need for your services at this time. Should future needs arise, we will Kihntact you. 555
Don't you hate that when radio people do that with their stupid name?
We're sorry, sir, but your Kihntract has expired. Take your $555 & leave. Oh, by the way, the OS title is just "Jeopardy".
After some judging, you are the lucky recipient of the Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day" today. Congratulations, Ricky.
How 'bout best misspelled parody? D'oh!
You win the Parody Daily Double!
Nice to see Rick D "resume" writing here! ... and so long as your resume didn't say, "spelling bee champion", then, no lie :)
Great job, and that's no lie... 5-5-5
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