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Song Parodies -> "Lied On My Resume"

Original Song Title:

"My Love's In Jeapardy"

Original Performer:

Greg Kihn

Parody Song Title:

"Lied On My Resume"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

What were you? In your former job?
Well, I was the top hound
What can you do? If you are hired, Bob?
I’ll turn this firm around

Well if you make it-and you’re hired
Experience you say you got
We’ll be checking- your employment
We’ll let you know if you’re in or not

Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo

I was cute- wanted money now
I filled the form in ink
Oh, I am screwed, I should be running now
Called my last boss a fink

Oh, those phones were all hangin’ up
When I tried using honesty
It was hard, making that stuff up
It’s going to bite me, yeah, yeah

Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo

Let me go
From the Wendy’s chain
Cuz I was cooking with my thumb
It’s so hard to get honest work
I’m hoping that they’re dumb

Yeah, yeah,

Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo
Lied on my resume – Baby
Oooooooooooooooo

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McKludge - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
We have Kihnsidered your application, but we do not have need for your services at this time. Should future needs arise, we will Kihntact you. 555
Rick D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't you hate that when radio people do that with their stupid name?
Dylan Baranski - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
We're sorry, sir, but your Kihntract has expired. Take your $555 & leave. Oh, by the way, the OS title is just "Jeopardy".
Dylan Baranski - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
After some judging, you are the lucky recipient of the Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day" today. Congratulations, Ricky.
Rick D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
How 'bout best misspelled parody? D'oh!
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You win the Parody Daily Double!
Tommy Teartle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice to see Rick D "resume" writing here! ... and so long as your resume didn't say, "spelling bee champion", then, no lie :)
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job, and that's no lie... 5-5-5

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