Song Parodies -> Cause PETA's Won
| Original Song Title: | "The Heat Is On" |
| Original Performer: | Glenn Frey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cause PETA's Won" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Malcolm Higgins wrote "The Meat Is On", and although my parody is the opposite of his, I want to credit Malc for a similarly meaty idea......here is a link to his parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/glennfrey1.shtml
Now PETA's won
There's no meat
There's only bread
For us to eat
An' ol' PETA's proud
Meat's bye-bye
The pressure's high
Just to veggies buy
Because PETA won
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
Caught you with a sparerib
They're looking out for you!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
If you want to veal it
Only way to deal it
Is to go and steal it
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
(Oh) There's no more meat
'Cause PETA's - - won!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
Caught you with a pork chop
They're looking out for you!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
If you want a rump, sir
I am not a chump, sir
Go look in the dumpster!
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
(Oh) There's no more meat
'Cause PETA's - - won!
The butchers all in the darkness hide
Behind those doors, there's some beef inside
You can take a steak, or chick-en, you choose
That's a chance you take, meat-police will cruise
Because PETA won
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
Caught you with a lobster
They're looking out for you!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
There's no meat for eating
Only meat you're greeting
Is the meat you're beating
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
(Oh) There's no more meat
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
Yeah, there's no more meat
'Cause PETA's - - won!
There's no meat
There's only bread
For us to eat
An' ol' PETA's proud
Meat's bye-bye
The pressure's high
Just to veggies buy
Because PETA won
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
Caught you with a sparerib
They're looking out for you!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
If you want to veal it
Only way to deal it
Is to go and steal it
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
(Oh) There's no more meat
'Cause PETA's - - won!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
Caught you with a pork chop
They're looking out for you!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
If you want a rump, sir
I am not a chump, sir
Go look in the dumpster!
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
(Oh) There's no more meat
'Cause PETA's - - won!
The butchers all in the darkness hide
Behind those doors, there's some beef inside
You can take a steak, or chick-en, you choose
That's a chance you take, meat-police will cruise
Because PETA won
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
Caught you with a lobster
They're looking out for you!
Ohh-wo-ohh, ohh-wo-ohh
There's no meat for eating
Only meat you're greeting
Is the meat you're beating
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
(Oh) There's no more meat
'Cause PETA's won
Yes PETA's wuh-hun
The meat is gone
Yeah, there's no more meat
'Cause PETA's - - won!
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*smirk*......*giggle*......555
Great job! 555!
5s for the PETA principle.
It was okay. The original is one of my personal favorites, but the parody was so-so. I give it 5's anyway.
"Only meat you're greeting
Is the meat you're beating"
I knew you'd get something like that in unless my mind is on a ...er...smutty track today. 5's
Is the meat you're beating"
I knew you'd get something like that in unless my mind is on a ...er...smutty track today. 5's
Excellent Johnny! I've always hated PETA, but I am particularly irked with them at the moment as I just found out recently that the president of PETA advocates destroying all Pit Bulls rescued by shelters instead of rehabilitating them (which has proved enormously successful). And these are people who are supposed to CARE about animals - they make me ill...
Yes!!! It's about time I heard some good news... ;-)
Thanks y'all!
KR: *snicker* *snork* *GUFFAW!!*
Jack: Thanks, Grub Master!
JB: Hear, hear!
Ellipsis: Your thoughtfulness and careful consideration is much appreciated!
Adagio: My oh MY your mind has ascended to new depths....or descended to new heights! Welcome to the neighborhood!
Merry: I care about animals as much as the next omnivore does, but I care about human-animals more than non-human-animals.....so you'll get no beef from me.....unless it's a medium-well center-cut filet mignon with bleu cheese sauce, asparagus tips, and a nice Pinot Noir, yum!
Leah: Glad to have made at least a small part of your day!
KR: *snicker* *snork* *GUFFAW!!*
Jack: Thanks, Grub Master!
JB: Hear, hear!
Ellipsis: Your thoughtfulness and careful consideration is much appreciated!
Adagio: My oh MY your mind has ascended to new depths....or descended to new heights! Welcome to the neighborhood!
Merry: I care about animals as much as the next omnivore does, but I care about human-animals more than non-human-animals.....so you'll get no beef from me.....unless it's a medium-well center-cut filet mignon with bleu cheese sauce, asparagus tips, and a nice Pinot Noir, yum!
Leah: Glad to have made at least a small part of your day!
Johnny, where's my welcome to the neigborhood basket?
Merry, that PETA makes absolutely no sense at all doing that! There are some very vicious animals not in rehab. and not pit bulls and I dare say they would raise a stink about destroying them!
Merry, that PETA makes absolutely no sense at all doing that! There are some very vicious animals not in rehab. and not pit bulls and I dare say they would raise a stink about destroying them!
Umm...."basket".....? Methinks she knoweth not what she doth say!
So...tell me what I said...hmm?
http://www.mybodyvibes.com/sex_dictionary_b.html
I wonder if Jessica Simpson knows about the BlackWing ostridge? 5's
Heh heh, thanks Lionel!
*sigh* And I tried to be so careful in my wording. I'm definitely getting an education in your songs, Johnny.
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