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Song Parodies -> "The Beer Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Fireman"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"The Beer Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A trubute to the one man who made baseball games enjoyable...
Well, They call me "Hey Beer Mon!"
Throughout the game
Serving some rounds all through the crowd
Pouring out old same
Well, everybody'd like to have what I got:
I can cool her down, when she's smoking hot!
I'm the Beer Man
That's my fame!

Last night I served a bad one, a teenaged fool with his blokes
Well, his buddy knocked out, and his woman was slurring out of control
Well, I grabbed their IDs, then tore "em, like so
Dirty mouths they shout, tried to slug me you know
As the Beer Man, same old same

They call me "Hey Beer Man!"
Throughout the game
I'm walking the grounds, serving "em rounds
Checking out the dames
Well, everybody'd like to have what I got
I can cool him down, when he's roasting hot
I'm the Beer Man
Frat Boy's dream

(Serve "em cups)

Drunken Instrumental

I've got a cooler full of Bud, freezer, make it your meal
And what's in it? The best! Full of zest and ready for thrills
I work whenever game's on, and whenever game's off
When you get too hot, just give me a call
Give ya beer Mon, that's my aim

They call me "Hey Beer Mon!"
Job's not lame
Making heads pound with what they down
Chugging down their drinks
Well, Everybody'd like to have what I got
I can cool them down, when they're steaming hot
I'm the Beer Man
I'm to blame

They call me "Hey Beer Man"
Have no shame
????? DKOTS ???????
The Fireman

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I like George..and I like your version of his hit, here
Larry Hensley - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny. 5s
Rose faery - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Cant you do a song we've actually heard of? kthanx

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