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Song Parodies -> "Armadillos are Roaming"

Original Song Title:

"Amarillo by Morning"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"Armadillos are Roaming"

Parody Written by:

Andrew McDonald

The Lyrics

Armadillos are roaming, all over my front yard
All the shot that I’ve got will tear ‘em up real hard
When those paws do fly I’ll not be shy
I’ll be shootin’ ‘em left and right
Armadillos are digging, armadillos die right now

They dug up my roses out front, tore up my garden out back
Caused me to lose the red ribbon cause petals my flowers did lack
Well I’ll be loading buck shot when they make me hot,
And I’m hoping the cops don’t mind
Armadillos I’m killing, armadillos I will find

Armadillo’s were digging, all over my front yard
But the shot that I’ve got it tore ‘em up real hard
I got nothing but time and will pay the fines
I’m retired and own some guns
Armadillos are bleeding, armadillos aren’t so fine
Armadillos are dying, armadillos won’t get mine

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Jonathan - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I think it's funny but will PETA think so?
well I guess that answers that 5's
Patrick - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Saw a road kill armadillo in Missouri, about 50 miles south of Kansas City. Looks like they are migrating north. What size shot do you recommend?
Beef Supreme - July 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Hope you're not just throwing those corpses away: fresh armadillos, them's good eatin'!
Darius Whitehead - March 03, 2019 - Report this comment

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