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Song Parodies -> "Amaretto All Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Amarillo By Morning"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"Amaretto All Morning"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I turned a classic radio ballad into a destitute drunk song.
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Amaretto all morning, I drank several pints.
Everything that I've drunk contains some alcohol
When that sun is high in that eastern sky
I'll be purgin' to the toilet bowl
Amaretto all morning, Amaretto, I have drank

Got a Dewey* in Houston, tossed in jail in Santa Fe
Lost my car and a Harley somewhere along the way
Well I'll be looking for booze when I leave the house,
And I hope that I don't drive
Amaretto all morning, now Jack Daniel's on my mind

Drinkin' J.D. all evenin', in a water glass
Everything that I've drunk contains some alcohol
I ain't got a dime, but I get smashed still
I ain't rich, but I get by
Amaretto all morning, and Jack Daniel's in the eve
Amaretto all morning, and Jack Daniel's in the eve

*"Dewey" means DUII, I pronounce it that way rather than going to the trouble of saying the four letters or the full legal name of "driving under the influence of intoxicants".

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Christie Marie M - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I not only drink Amaretto liquor, I also consume Amaretto related flavors such as Amaretto Creamer, Amaretto Ice Cream, Amaretto Biscotti, etc. They have a rather sweet, dainty taste! Punch drunk loved your parody! This is also a great OS for the topic! Here's another 555 shots of Amaretto! And remember, don't drink and drive! LOL!!
Andria - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you very much, Christie. It's great to hear from you! BTW, I think the reason that this parody didn't seem to get much in the way of viewing is because of all the "A"s in "Amaretto", "All", "Strait" and my name, and because it was right in the middle of the parody lyrics listing on the frontpage. I thought Chucky G might not have approved it at first, but lo and behold I found it!

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