Song Parodies -> Does Net Worth Ever Cross Your Mind

Original Song Title:

"Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind"

Original Performer:

George Strait

  
Parody Song Title:

"Does Net Worth Ever Cross Your Mind"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

Oh, you say you love me with a passion
You say it time after time
Then drag me shopping for high fashion
Does net worth ever cross your mind?
Friends call me the Duke of Dollar General
You're more J.C. Penney inclined
I'm not Donald Trump, my bank breaks easy
Does net worth ever cross your mind?

You wish to be a princess in a palace
And I'd like to be that prince you find
But I'm just a carpenter out here in Dallas,
Does net worth ever cross your mind?

I don't drive a Cadillac or Lexus
This Ford F l50 trails behind
But, my love for you is big as all of Texas
Does net worth ever cross your mind?

Does net worth ever,
Does net worth ever,
Does net worth ever cross your mind?



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alvin - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
title switch of the day and very accurate in many cases
LittleFishNet - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, ~Net worth~ does cross my mind, especially at ~TAX time~ . . . but tomorrow will be another ~Fish NET Friday~ I love em! Now Silicon Valley folks call it ~Dress Down~ Friday . . . . so I comply with Fish net stockings, black leather high boots & mini skirt !!! Ah, cohiba ! Now the engineers call it ~FishNet~ Friday!
AFW - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks al, and Little

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