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Song Parodies -> "All My Ex's Get My Checks's"

Original Song Title:

"All My Ex's Live In Texas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"All My Ex's Get My Checks's"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

All my ex's get my checks's
Real soon a homeless guy is prob'lly what I'll be
Cuz' all my ex's spend my checks's
Every month just eighteen bucks is left for me

Tall Missy down in Mississippi
Was the dear first bride I wed
Eleanor's in Baltimore
When we split she wished me dead
There's Annamae from Santa Fe
Married her at twenty-three
Had pimples, but the cutest dimples
They all get alimony..

All my ex's get my checks's
And soon a homeless guy is prob'lly what I'll be
Cuz' all my ex's spend my checks's
Every month just eighteen bucks is left for me

Guess you just might say I'm up the river
No oars and can't swim
I played with each dame, the marriage game
Always thinkin' I could win
Like they say hind sight's twenty twenty
Now, see my mistakes
While they're livin high and eatin' good
I grab mission bakes..

All my ex's get my checks's
And soon a homeless guy is prob'lly what I'll be
Yes, all my ex's spend my checks's
Every month just eighteen bucks is left for me

Time they're paid off eighteen bucks is left for me


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TR - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
There was an extra syllable in some lines that I had a little difficulty pacing, so I knocked a point off, but otherwise very good.
alvin - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
dug the way you rhymed the gals and the cities
malcolm higgins - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I have no problem rhyming and pacing a hurtin tune.. just cry and whimper one beat more or less. but more or less 5's anyway.. great
AFW - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, TR, alvin, and Malcolm
Rex - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
You spend eighteen bucks, 'cause that's all that's left / when wages are garnished to pay off the ex. Very scary, hope it's not autobiographical.
Little-Check-Mate - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, L 'Air du Farce, Duke o'Edge, You sound like a Cowboy Cash Register!
TJC - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Ditto alvin's observation and LCM's sentiments!
AFW - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rex...no, no A-bio here, thank God...just a nightmare scenario...and thanks, LCM..Cowboy cash register..good way to put it
AFW - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
They must've slipped you in just ahead of my comment, last night...thanks to you, also, TJC
Peregrin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS AFW, but had an enjoyable read nonetheless
Arwen - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This made me laugh!

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