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Song Parodies -> "My Ex-husband Lives in Mare-Land"

Original Song Title:

"All My Ex's Live In Texas"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"My Ex-husband Lives in Mare-Land"

Parody Written by:

Laurie Alexander

The Lyrics

Here's the sequel to "I Will Hock My Wedding Ring". Bobby B suggested it and I couldn't resist the challenge.
My ex-husband lives in Mare-land
In Mare-land, just outside of Washington, DC
But, he still lives really near to me
And, that’s why I changed the lock on my front door

California boy in ol’ Mare-land; we came here for his new job
And I grew up on Long Island; and how I love New York
And, together here in Mare-land, it all just fell apart
No squabbles now for me anymore
No in-laws bothering me

My ex-husband lives in Mare-land
And, Mare-land is a place I also want to be
But he truly rents right near my townhouse
And, that is why I don’t open my front door

I ’member our two story Cape Code, where we lived in L.A.
And though it was warm out there, on the east coast I prefer to live
My incremental irritation, is now suddenly gone
Because I now live all by myself
Glad and worry free

My ex-husband lives in Mare-land
And, Mare-land is where we both have chosen to be
Yes my ex-husband lives in Mare-land
And, you see he can no longer annoy or offend

Most folks think I’m lyin’
And, it is well-known that I cried
But, I love good ol’ Washington DC

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Stephen Harrington - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good, kinda cute. 555
Guy - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked in MD for about 6.5 years. Absolutely loved it. Well written parody. I like the way the locals say Baltimore - Balmer.
Bobby B - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Well done, Hon! You definitely did not disappoint :)

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