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Song Parodies -> "I Want Your Chex"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Your Sex"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Your Chex"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I don't know if the policy change on sex will allow this parody to be up or not. The original song was about sex, but this parody is about anything but. I made this parody up randomly.
I get out of bed
No More Cheerios
Don't want the crumbs or crust
Might starve, but I won't
There's cereal you hide
I love it more than you know
Sometimes you think that I won't eat it
I want something better than Cheerios

I swear my food is gone
They broke in last night
I don't need no apples
Need a prize inside
Been hungry so long, baby!
Now that we're friends,
I really need the cereal
You eat for breakfast

I want your Chex
I want some
I want your.....Chex

Without food, I am blind
I want my stomach full
It's taken so much time
I ain't got no food in my home!
Don't give me no French fries
Oh, don't give me Cheerios
If there's no Chex, you're gonna regret it
Now my stomach's growling, I need something to eat, OH!

I swear I must eat food
A box with a prize
I don't need no apples
A box with a prize
I've waited so long, baby!
Out of some food
I can't take much more, dude!
I'm losing control!

I want your Chex
I want your food
I want your.....Chex

It's natural
It makes me full (let's eat it!)
It's logical
Habitual (can we eat it?)
It's healthful
But most of all.....
Chex is breakfast that we should do
Chex is breakfast for me and you

Chex is natural - Chex is good
Not everybody eats it
But everybody should!
Chex is natural - Chex is fun
Chex is best when it's....fifty bowls
Fifty bowls

It's growling harder
I'm getting older
And tell your sister
She'll eat some, too!

C-c-c-c-come on!!

What's your defintion of hungry, baby?
What do you consider to be gluttony?
Don't you know I love it till I'm full, oh baby?
Don't you think it's time you ate Chex with me??!!

What's your defintion of hungry, baby?
What do you consider to be gluttony?
Don't you know I love it till I'm full, oh baby?
Don't you think it's time you ate Chex with me??!!

Chex with me
Chex with me
Eat Chex with me

C-c-c-c-come on!!

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Leah Lockhart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!!! No, they should give you extra credit for going in the opposite direction, cleaning up a dirty song. ;-)
... - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I agree! I liked this one!
Tim Hall - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job in promoting non-sugared cereals!
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one! Chris, I've always wanted to ask what the "Bodily TM' meant? Is that a Trade Mark ?
Mr. X - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! It's been so long since I've eaten Chex, though.
Jeff Reuben - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Good stuff. You could make a dance version called the Chex Mix =)

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