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Song Parodies -> "Shameless Streaker"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Shameless Streaker"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Try to imagine a baseball organ (heh heh, he said organ!) replacing the saxophone riff in this song.
Five-to-three's the score
Full-count, men on first and third, pitcher's arm's sore
As the batter swings, then he sees a thing
Dangling from a guy who's wearing nothing but bling

You're taking off your pants again
Running 'cross the diamond naked
It's so easy to offend
You're lookin' like a fool
You're never getting NEA* grants again
Your performance art is makin'
the fans go in a trance again
From staring at your tool

Seeing on the field
A shameless streaker; shocked, we all squeal
And there's something more no one can ignore:
There's an extra bat and balls the coach didn't ask for

You're taking off your pants again
Running 'cross the diamond naked
You're showing us your lance again
You're lookin' like a fool
You're never getting NEA* grants again
Your performance art is makin'
the fans go in a trance again
From staring at your tool

"Take him out of the ballgame!"

Your oily skin is shining bright
To see your buttocks pasty white
Makes some people get real sick
Our seventh-inning stretch was fine without your trick

You could have bought a player's jersey
You could have worn some comfy blue jeans
But now you're just au naturel
Oy vey

You're showing us your ass again
Running 'cross the diamond naked
Hey look; you've cut the grass again
We all know you're a fool
You're showing that you have got no class again
That stunt you've pulls is surely makin'
Everyone aghast again
From staring at your tool

(To jail you've gone)
To jail you've gone
(To jail you've gone)
What you did was so wrong
So wrong, could have at least worn a thong
* The National "Endowment" for the Arts, known for funding works of, ahem, questionable merit. The song was partly inspired by Syncronos' earlier parody of the same OS, ""Tattered Pantlegs (I'm never wearing pants again)", so in a way "Shameless Streaker" could be considered a parody of a parody.

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Porfle Popnecker - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I remember when streaking first became a big fad. A naked guy even ran across the stage during the live Oscar telecast that year. Ray Stevens' "The Streak" was a big hit. This parody would've fit right in.

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