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George Michael

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The Lyrics

This song tells the story of a person who is shocked and horrifyied to find his friend is now a 'Brony'.
What the hell is this?
What's up with this Brony thing?
Always fawning over My Little Pony.
What the hell is up with those ponies?
What's wrong with you?
Why is my own best friend now a Brony?

Oh, I go online.
And the web is infested with Bronies.
It's spreading like a virus.
They're everywhere.
Characters being turned into ponies.

I've had enough.
This pony thing is creeping me out.
It's like I don't know him anymore.

Well he just called me a hater.
But I don't understand it.
How can I be a hater..
When i haven't ever seen the show?

Why don't you do it?
Why don't you stop this Brony thing?
Stop going mad over Friendship is Magic.
Don't you know that's kinda creepy?
Why don't you just stop it?
Why can't you just stop being a Brony?

Oh it creeps me out.
The way you talk.
And the way you obsess over that show.
This brony thing is driving me insane.
Don't you know it's corrupted your brain?
I'm not being sexist, but that show is for girls.
And you're a guy, so that's just messed up.
It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Well you keep on talking about those ponies.
And trying to convert others into bronies.
But this is just plain creepy, it's gone too far.
And I can't take it anymore.

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you just stop this Brony thing?
Always talking about ponies
Don't you realize that it's getting creepy?
Why can't you do it
Why don't you give up being a Brony?

Just stop right now.
Drop this Brony thing right now.
Just stop right now.
Stop being a brony.

Why can't you stop it?
Why can't you quit this Brony thing?
Stop debating about who's the better pony.
Because they're not real.
Now stop this Brony thing right now.
Why can't you stop it?
Why don't you quit this Brony thing?
Enough with Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

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