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Song Parodies -> "Careless Pedo (Song for MJ)"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Careless Pedo (Song for MJ)"

Parody Written by:

Thomas Dupont (xJoker)

The Lyrics

I have written these lyrics, and based them on MJ.
I feel so unsure,
As I take your hand and lead you to my bedroom door.
When i saw your thighs...
My erection rised.,
I need you, and i need you now.
Could you do something, could you take a bow?


I have never ever felt this way,
That’s my pickup line that i always say.
The boys swallow it, cause i’m MJ
To sleep with me, is cool.
I love to share stories, and exchange secrets,
I tell the boys i will be with them till i die.
But what happens when they turn fifteen is,
They discover it was a big lie.

oohhh boy


Time can never end,
My endless hunger for a tight little boyfriend.
When i get them home,
I make sure we’re alone
I take their clothes off and then i
Make them feel good and warm


I have never ever felt this way,
That’s my pickup line that i always say.
The boys swallow it, cause i’m MJ
To sleep with me, is cool.
I love to share stories, and exchange secrets,
I tell the boys i will be with them till i die.
But what happens when they turn fifteen is,
They discover i’m just a lying pedo ooooohhhh nooo

Tonight i feel so very proud,
I wish that we could lose this crowd.
Macaulay, it’s better you say,
Mummy and daddy, come back another day

We could have been so good together,
If you had of been a little boy forever...
But now, who will share bed with me?
Little boy


I have never ever felt this way,
That’s my pickup line that i always say.
The boys swallow it, cause i’m MJ
To sleep with me, is cool.
I love to share stories, and exchange secrets,
I tell the boys i will be with them till i die.
But what happens when they turn fifteen is,
They discover it was a big fat lie.

ooh ooh
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