Song Parodies -> I've Got To Get Fit
| Original Song Title: | "Faith" |
| Original Performer: | George Michael |
| Parody Song Title: | "I've Got To Get Fit" |
| Parody Written by: | Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter |
Well, I think it would be nice
If I could run like the wind
But I'm just too unfit
I'd give up before I start
But I've got to think twice
Had no athletic training
I might just pull a hamstring
Then it would really hurt
Oh but I
Need to make time to get myself fit
Time to get out of the old armchair
And when my trainers come down
From the attic
Well, it takes a willing athlete
Not to make a cup of tea
"Cause I gotta get fit
I gotta get fit
I gotta get fit, fit, fit
I gotta get fit, fit, fit
Trainer
I know you're telling me "Keep going"
Saying don't you dare just drop out now
You say I really should tone up
Maybe
You mean every word you say
But I think back to yesterday
And being under duvets eating crisps
Before this body
Has heart attacks
Before I throw myself upon the floor
Oh, trainer, I reconsider
My lazy habits
I just need someone to train me
I can't wait a second more
Yes, I've got to get fit
I've gotta get fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
Before this body
Has heart attacks
Before I throw myself upon the floor
Oh, trainer, I reconsider
My lazy habits
I just need someone to train me
I can't wait a second more
Yes, I've got to get fit
I've gotta get fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
If I could run like the wind
But I'm just too unfit
I'd give up before I start
But I've got to think twice
Had no athletic training
I might just pull a hamstring
Then it would really hurt
Oh but I
Need to make time to get myself fit
Time to get out of the old armchair
And when my trainers come down
From the attic
Well, it takes a willing athlete
Not to make a cup of tea
"Cause I gotta get fit
I gotta get fit
I gotta get fit, fit, fit
I gotta get fit, fit, fit
Trainer
I know you're telling me "Keep going"
Saying don't you dare just drop out now
You say I really should tone up
Maybe
You mean every word you say
But I think back to yesterday
And being under duvets eating crisps
Before this body
Has heart attacks
Before I throw myself upon the floor
Oh, trainer, I reconsider
My lazy habits
I just need someone to train me
I can't wait a second more
Yes, I've got to get fit
I've gotta get fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
Before this body
Has heart attacks
Before I throw myself upon the floor
Oh, trainer, I reconsider
My lazy habits
I just need someone to train me
I can't wait a second more
Yes, I've got to get fit
I've gotta get fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
I've gotta get fit, fit, fit
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Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best of George Michael album at Amazon.com
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