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Song Parodies -> "Guide To Buying Cure Records"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Guide To Buying Cure Records"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

Well, I guess it would be nice
If you would like the Cure a lot
Then you'd want to procure a lot
Of their records

But you got to think twice
Before you buy your first LP
Best start with "staring at the sea"
Or "Japanese Whispers"

Well, don't buy "Mixed up"
Or "Disentigration"
Before You get "The Head on the Door"
If you want a late-period
Then either go for "Greatest Hits"
Or Maybe try "Galore"
And You gotta have "Faith"
You gotta Have "Faith"
Yeah you gotta Have "Faith" "Faith" "Faith"
You gotta have "Faith".

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Half song police - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
So where's the rest of it?

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