i've had enough of sugar and fattening sweets
i'm looking for low fat food trying to watch what i eat
i thought it was time, that i let you know
just where i've been, how i'm doing, and then i have to go

Baker, there are things that i shouldn't eat
danishes and cakes, and the rest of these treats
and baker, salads are the food i should try
and that divinity makes me cry

so i don't want to see you, or your food
hope you don't mind
but there ain't no fun, for this obese one
and the doctor put me on a diet, a diet , a diet

when i was young and slender
i could metabolize
that's hard to remember
when i see my thighs
that look on your face
as you knead the dough
i want a dozen cupcakes, and a dozen doughnuts, topped with different gels
but i've seen my scales, and i need to go

Bakerman, there are things you need to make
something fat free, how bout rum cake
cause i don't want to learn to
count calories and
eat healthy
i'm going out of my mind
but there's not many
clothes to choose from, not any
when you are a girl my size
i'm craving sweets inside
maybe i'll have just one more pie.