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Song Parodies -> "He Stopped Gloving Here Today"

Original Song Title:

"He Stopped Loving Her Today"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"He Stopped Gloving Here Today"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Not meant to degrade ladies who have a tuck, or two...it's just in jest
He'd said I'll be here til I die
It's a dream job that I've got
Envy of the average guy,
Groping in a lady's twat..

He earned his shingle on the wall
Took him years, 'bout eight or ten
No complaints, was loved by all
Girls kept coming back again

Understanding wife he'd wed
Back in 1982
Feeling ladies, she had said,
Is your job, I'll still love you..

This poor friend, just called today
His voice shook, and I heard tears
Said he'd have to get away,
First time he'd poked so deep in years,
(Claimed he was in up to his ears)

He stopped gloving here, today
His Gynecology he's quit
Weighed six hundred, Emmy Faye,
He stopped gloving here, today

(Spoken)
Oh, no, she came to see him, Emmy Faye,
And yes, they all wondered, how she could
With her eighteen wheel big Mack behind,
Including steering wheel and hood..

He stopped gloving here, today
Says, Gynecology he'll quit
One huge patient, caused his sway
He stopped gloving...here, to..da..ay

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NorCALgal - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Mercury, Mirka-ri . . . oh, MrLee ~ Mercury, MirkaRi, oh, MayorLi oh. . oh . . oh ~ Hey, sherrifMirkaRimi, it's time for you to go ~ and take eLiana with her thighs that gloww . . . It's known that you love her, & her brown thighs sooo, Oh . . . We know the Board's your cover, but heck, it's time to go! ~ ~ One Two Three, where is mrLee ? Vote for Jive, and see that Sheriff thrive! MirkaRi . . . MirkaRi . . . sheriffMirkarimi . . .and . . eLianaLo . . .
AFW - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
You're so humorous...LC...you should have your own blog...Your loyal support makes me feel like an athlete...would that make you an athletic supporter? Noooo...that's a far stretch ..My gracious thanks for saving me from a terrible 0 in the archives... :)

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