Song Parodies -> He Stopped Stuffing Her Today

Original Song Title:

"He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Original Performer:

George Jones

  
Parody Song Title:

"He Stopped Stuffing Her Today"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

Ah... true love, a man and his deerly beloved partner...
He said, "I'll stuff you for that guy"
She told him nothing for some time
With cotton he filled inside
She still laid there, by his side

He kept the blueprints on his wall
Went stitch-crazy now and then
He still stuffed her though it all
Knowing she'll be full again

Had man's orders in his head
"Fill with cotton, add some glue"
Well, her body was sure dead
But her spirit, still showed though

Guy went to see him just today
"C'mon buddy, don't take years"
Not fixed up to give away
First time he'd ever worked with deers

He stopped stuffing her today
Then he sent her from his store
And soon she'll make a grand display
He stopped stuffing her today

(Spoken)
"You know he came to see her one last time
Aww, we all wondered if he would
Memories running though his mind
This time he'll steal her for good"

He'll start loving her today
He snuck her right out of the store
And soon cops'll carry him away
He stopped stuffing her today
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AFW - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Great taxidermy here, very funny stuff....five fillers
alvin rhodes - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
strangely tender
Norman Bates - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This meats with my approval. 5-5-5
Rick C - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
He stuffed her but, did he mount her too? 555
Larry Hensley - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny, 555's
Regtenex - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome!! Very funny!

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