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Song Parodies -> "He Stopped Beating Her Today"

Original Song Title:

"He Stopped Loving Her Today"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"He Stopped Beating Her Today"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

He said, "I'm sorry 'bout your eye,
And I won't hit you anymore."
Though she knows it's all a lie
She'll forgive him, like before

Next day, they both attend a mass
Woman stands beside her man
She just won't use the looking glass
Hide with make up what she can..

He was not this way at first
He's got worries on his mind
Alcohol just has him cursed
In his heart, he's good and kind..

Then, it happens once again
He hits her and she cries a lot
But, when he threatens little Ken
That's when the neighbors hear a shot..

He Stopped Beating Her Today
A fired gun is on the floor
The gurney carries him away
He Stopped Beating Her Today..

You know, she came to see him one last time
With two policemen at the door
All shackled, handcuffs on behind..
Who are the mourners mourning for?

Yes, He Stopped Beating Her Today
No winners in domestic war
Soon, they'll carry him away
He Stopped Beating Her Today..

He Stopped Beating Her Today

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Red Ant - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Very profound AFW.
Royce Miller - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Very powerful.
AFW - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, and Royce...
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
interesting twist on the OS...5s plus
Johnny D - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. Heavy-duty indeed.
AFW - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, to alvin, and Johnny D
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I skipped this one earlier because I am DKTOS on this one...Wow! pretty strong stuff...It's got something to say, alright.
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
They finally got Jeff Gilooly?
AFW - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul, and Michael

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