You heard about a barman Moe,
Now there's someone else that you ought to know about,
A little chap named Mr. Apu,
And down in Springfield Town he's pretty well reknown.

In Springfield everyones not happy,
Lisa protests and shouts,
Look out Chief Wiggan now,
He's got the corruptest shop in town.

Well you know about the Kwiki Mart,
Apu the boss should of got the sack long time ago,
And afterwards he kicked the cat,
That's when Mister Burns became the number one.

In Springfield everyones not happy,
Lisa protests and shouts,
Look out Chief Wiggan now,
He's got the corruptest shop in town.

Well you never wanna go back home,
Once you've been down there,
You you never feel the same,
While Apu's sabbotaging the food,
He's gonna get caught out,
Then they'll kick down his door.

In Springfield everyones not happy,
Lisa protests and shouts,
Look out Chief Wiggan now,
He's got the corruptest shop in town.


Well you know about the Kwiki mart,
Apu he's the boss, but do you trust old Moe,
And afterwards he kicked the cat,
That's when Mister Burns became the number one.

In Springfield everyones not happy,
Lisa protests and shouts,
Look out Chief Wiggan now,
He's got the corruptest shop in town

Well you heard about a barman Moe,
Now there's someone else that you ought to know about,
A little cat named Mr Apu,
And down in Springfield Town he's pretty well reknown.

In Springfield everyones not happy,
Lisa protests and shouts,
Look out Chief Wiggan now,
He's got the corruptest shop in town