Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Calm Down"

Original Song Title:

"Cheer Down"

Original Performer:

George Harrison

Parody Song Title:

"Calm Down"

Parody Written by:

parody writer

The Lyrics

To Eminem. From a hater telling you to cool it. This is in the Best of Dark Horse album if any of you have it.
I can hear in your rap
That you're life was crap
Well that's over now, calm down
And that frown on your face
It should not be in place
So take off the frown, calm down

If you're mom was a slut
If that life kicked your butt
You got by even without getting a cut

Now there's no crap to pile
Now you've got 8 mile
Your mom ain't around, calm down

Now you've got a child
She loves you more than life ever could

Now there's no crap to pile
Now you've got 8 mile
You're liked in your town, calm down
You're mom ain't aroun, calm down

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   2
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 653