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Song Parodies -> "The Orlando Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Rodeo Song"

Original Performer:

Gary Lee and the Showdown

Parody Song Title:

"The Orlando Song"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Well it's the 4th of July and I don't give a (bleep)
‘Cause our country’s being (bleep) and I won’t see no fireworks.
It's Clinton on the left and Trump on the right,
Johnson on the pot farm, they’re all full of (bleep),
In our (bleep-bleep) pockets, (bleep-bleep) fools should go!

You (bleep) us off, you fascist (bleep), get off our backs!

Here comes an (bleep-bleep), with a (bleep) in his hand,
He's an ISIS (bleep) and he's off to Orlando,
And it's shots on the left and shots on the right,
Jihad a (bleep-bleep) gay bar, full of (bleep-bleep) spite,
Bet his (bleep-bleep) virgins will wear a (bleep) rainbow!

(Bleep) me off, you (bleep-bleep) jerk, so full of (bleep)!

Well it's 4 days later and a tranny mad as (bleep),
A revolver in his hand and he’s off to kick some Muslim (bleep).
He’s joined the NRA even though he’s (bleep-bleep) gay.
I’m for your (bleep-bleep) firearms and your (bleep-bleep) pot farms, don’t give a (bleep) who the (bleep) you marry as long as it ain’t (bleep-bleep) me,

But don’t (bleep-bleep) make me (bleep-bleep) bake your wedding cake!

Well here comes Showdown, they tell me (bleep-bleep) tone down.
Hot (bleep), their lead man gave me a (bleep) machine!
And it's (bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep) left and (bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep) right .
They say to (bleep-bleep) use it, make the song sound good,
Well, would you (bleep) believe, it (bleep-bleep) works, you know!

So (bleep) off, you (bleep-bleep) Trump, and Johnson too!

Hillary, go eat some (bleep), Benghazi (bleep)!

Jihadists, drop (bleep-bleep) dead, you (bleep-bleep) holes!

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.3

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Michael McVey - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment
For those who DKTOS, here is the version with all the bleeps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAwVWLgbUcg

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