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Song Parodies -> "Stewie Griffin"

Original Song Title:

"Jewish Princess"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"Stewie Griffin"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I like that nasty little Stewie Griffin
With football shaped head, nose in the air sniffin'
A British little Stewie Griffin
From a fam'ly that's violent, and they live in Rhode Islant
Attitude snide
Well, he is fit to be tied

I love that scary little Stewie Griffin
With a brand new plan, to make Mom go blam!
I laugh at teeny little Stewie Griffin
And his brother Chris, with a dong big as this!
His dad's a fat slob
Going each week from job to job

I watch that darling little Stewie Griffin
Who's got a sister named Megan who for love she is beggin'
A vicious little Stewie Griffin
Who make jokes about poopy, and whose pet looks like Snoopy
All make me swoon
I just want a Griffin cartoon

(Awright, drag out that joke, everybody whiz!)

I need a spunky little Stewie Griffin
A thinker, a genius, with a well-hidden penius
Amazing little Stewie Griffin
Who sings all the hits, with parody bits
He can plot like the Brain
He thinks he'll take over the world-he's insane!
(Diaper rash)

I bought a disc of little Stewie Griffin
The cussin' unedit-ted I had to go get it
The uncut little Stewie Griffin
For us anime fans, for networks have bans
So sponsors will buy

Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"
Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"
Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"
Won't someone play me that "Family Guy"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Stevie I - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
So when you parody Zappa...does the song get serious again? :) Zappa is hard to parody since the songs are damn funny to begin with. Nice job!
Adagio - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Were you talking about a t.v. show or a movie? I'm not familiar with it. And DKTOS, sorry.
neptunevsmars - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
That is so good I could even picture Zappa doing it himself. Well rhymed, well thought out. 5's.
Jack Wilson - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but DKTOShow and chracter!!! THIS RULES!!!!
Jack Wilson - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I mean DoKTOShowlove it
Tim Hall - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, Zappa is hard to parody, but his songs transcend entire generations!

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