My house flooded, it's under the sea
I got mermaids livin' in here with me
Now I gotta wear those really high pants
My house flooded, my house flooded

I don't have to walk no more, to get across my kitchen floor
I just get in and row
I need food to dine? Let me bait a fishing line
I wanna know where did I put my fishing pole

Now it's up to you; we can make clambake or lobster stew
Just me and you, we can go snorkel in the living room

Because my house flooded, it's under the sea
It's like God was takin' one wicked pee
Now I gotta wear those really high pants
My house flooded, my house flooded

You can stay here girl, in my wondrous water world
with Kevin Costner and me
But you've got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me--Are you hot mama? Dunk your head into the sea

Are you old enough? Can you swim here to the kitchen bluff?
Will you be my toy? Can you do laps around the o-range buoy?

Because my house flooded, it's under the sea
And it's decorated nautically
Now I gotta wear those really high pants
My house flooded, my house flooded

House flooded--I'm a little upset
House flooded--I'm a little bit wet
House flooded--looks like I got the shaft
House flooded--but I don't got a raft
House flooded--I could sure use a boat
House flooded--always wanted a moat
House flooded--It's making me swim
House flooded--lookin' grim grim grim