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Song Parodies -> "Hot Farted"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hot Farted"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Damn, I hot farted, came out suddenly
Out my butt, felt like 80 degrees
Hot and heavy, felt like I sh-t my pants
I hot farted, I hot farted!

Well, it was half past dinner time, and my appetite was feelin' just fine
Chowing down like a one-man freakshow
What a way to dine, pass that meatloaf down the line
I over-ate and my sphincter's gonna blow!

Think I feel a Number 2, gotta make it to the nearest batroom
Wait a sec... it's just gas... that is passing through!


Butt cheeks tight, maybe it'll be alright
Gotta wait and see
Feeling gassy is not a good sign, something's moving inside of my behind
Shoulda had a salad, but I ate like a pig...

Too much bad stuff. Here comes another in a series of hot puffs!
No one spark a light, this methane rupture could soon ignite!


Think I feel a Number 2, gotta make it to the nearest bathroom
Wait a sec... it's just gas... that is passing through!


Hot farted, smell's so ripe
Hot farted, hold your noses real tight
Hot farted, certainly wasn't mild
Hot farted, with a smell so vile
Hot farted, but made a baby smile
Hot farted, made people's eyes sting
Hot farted, think I ruined my jeans
Hot farted, really caused a bad scene...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - February 27, 2017 - Report this comment
if I had a dime for every time this happened to me, I'd have no dimes. and in this case, I'm good with that! 455

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