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Song Parodies -> "Backed-up Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"Jukebox Hero"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Backed-up Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For the toilet humor lovers!
Had to crap, raised the lid real slow
Made sure there was TP, he really had to go
He was fartin' real loud, he was making a scene
Dropped his pants- let 'em fall, but in the bowl made him scream!

There was a big fat log, all around sh-t was sprayed
The smell burned his eyes, flushed 3 times but it stayed

No water did he see in the dirty cistern
Water line was open, but the toilet wasn't workin'

Grabbed a coat hanger from the closet rack
Started sawin' that turd in half
Then the plunger, up-n- down strokes
But down in the hole, no water would flow!

He said, "F-ck it", and grabbed his ****
Forget the flushin'
He laid some toilet paper on top

It was a backed-up toilet (Got tears in his eyes)
A backed-up toilet
Not gonna flush, backed-up toilet (Tears in his eyes)
Backed-up toilet (A tragic surprise)
But he's gotta sh-t tonight!

When he was drivin' down a lane, in a heavy downpour
Had to use a restroom, but it was a quarter to 4 (am)

Again, he became pissed, had a butthole to drain
Spotted a Port-a-Potty, and his composure was regained

But what he found was shockin', his pants just dropped
Piss all over the seat, and with crap piled way up top!

Box was backed-up. " Hell No!" (Much to his surprise)
Backed-up. "Oh No!" (Sphincter actualized)
Yeah, he HAD to go (Squatted, closed his eyes)
No toilet paper either (Nothing with to wipe), he used his neck tie
It was a helluva night!!! But he got by... barely!

Now he keeps a routine
Goes out in the day
Knows all the good restrooms
All along his way

No more backed-up toilets (No more nasty surprise)
Forget backed-up toilets (Got TP pockets lined)
Bought a superb toilet @ Home Depot
Guaranteed not to block-up
It's got improved water flow... don't cha know?

Backed-up toilets
Threat neutralized
No more nasty surprise

He's even got Depends in reserve!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Jonathan - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
woah woah woah! back-up a second! 5's

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