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Song Parodies -> "Tunnel Vision"

Original Song Title:

"Double Vision"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Tunnel Vision"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Walk in to a sports bar, gonna find a seat
Can't wait to see the chick I'm here to meet
She's pretty as the sunset, gonna steal my heart
Won't take my eyes off her till the ballgame starts

Game is on, I've got tunnel vision
Won't reply I've got tunnel vision
Ooh, don't block my view baby, or we'll be through, baby
My tunnel vision gets the best of me

Conversation is what, she really needs
My girl is talking, but my Terps are in the lead
She's so upset, I think I've pushed her to the limit
Next commercial I'll talk to her for three minutes

Game's back on I've got tunnel vision
Can't disguise--it my tunnel vision
Ooh, what can you do for me, please grab a brew for me
My tunnel vision always seems to get the best
of me, "We're in OT! Yeah-ah!"

Ooh, tunnel vision, I need my tunnel vision
Ooh, I can forget about bed? Babe, was it something I said?
Ooh, I get my tunnel vision ("Baby, I'm over here")
Ooh, seeing tunnel tunnel, tunnel vision ("You don't even have to look at my eyes")
Ooh, oh my tunnel vision ("Boobs down here, not on the TV")
Ooh, tunnel vision ("VAZQUEZ FOR THREE!")
Yeah-ah, I get tunnel vision, ooh . . .

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Matthias - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Trust me your parody has my first and foremost attent..... GO TRIBE!!!
Mark Scotti - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Though I'm a Yanks fan, I still LOVE this baseball parody! Can't wait for Sunday Night!
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty and Mark...funny, I was thinking basketball (NCAA tournament) when I wrote this but it can easily work for baseball too! Go Orioles! (I'm a realist...I'm just hoping for .500)
Christie Marie M - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Very nice one, Jeff! Hilarious! You brought up the life of a guy caught between paying attention to his or watching the sports games! You got a tunnel vision of 555! One tip: never bring your date to a sports bar! LOL!
Matthias - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
In that case: GO CAVS!!!! (Never been a big fan of Basketball though)
McKludge - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
@ Christie - Unless it is her idea. My current girlfriend suggested we have our first date at a sports bar, since she's a big Bears fan. Talked and watched football for 3 hours. Couldn't have been better.
John Barry - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
There's fives at the end of the tunnel
Phil Nelson - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious stuff! 5's
NorClawDiva - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord McLewd, does your " DitkaDiva " have you a ' Bear ' hug, Sir ?
Matthias - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
One more thing to add. I was a big fan of the line: "Boobs down here, not on the TV"
Andria - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM March 2010) Beer goggles for TV instead of the opposite sex... great parody material. 5s, and this guy should sober up for a while and spend some time with his lady friend in a place other than a sports bar.
Mark Scotti - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great stuff, even better on second read..
Below Average Dave - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't know Jeff, it was good, but I wasn't falling over laughing like I normally do with your stuff. . .still you have me relieved that you aren't following the pattern of two years on top and then quitting. . .welcome back to SOTM
Peter Andersson - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM March 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40307.0
Abbott Skelding - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM- I'm surprised this idea hasn't been done before. Great job!
Arwen - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM...a nice little preview of what a date with Jefferoo would be like...=) At least you're honest! Loved this, Jeff...
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ...well, I'm lost. Damn baseball not being a big thing in Australia! Actually, even if it was I still wouldn't give a crap. So yeah, no idea what it was about, but that's my fault, not yours.

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