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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Know What One Is"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Know What Love Is"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Know What One Is"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

My platform In this parody is pandering to votes of one. Because I'm tired of being on top. I don't wan't to be number one. Infact, I'd like to be number two. Because number two is the $h!t, man. But If you really think this parody is funny then you must vote your conscience. Don't worry I'll understand if you want to high five me. So don't thnk it's a sin if you want to give this brotha some skin. I just hope my past doesn't ketchup with me. Hines! Hines! Kerry boy loves Hines, squirting out the factories wrecking my mind. ketchup this, ketchup that don't you squeeze the Hines. I think I may have gotten a little too "Kerried" away. Am I right? or Am I wrong? in my campain.
You're gonna place a little vote
A little vote for this composer
I hope you laugh at what I wrote
Because I'd hate to be a poser

And these verses I must rhyme
Fills up the space upon my shoulders
Through the clowns I seek laugh lines
They feed me corn as eyes crow older

Am I Right?
Has got ballots in wait
I just know you're going to seal my fate
Can't stop now
I've rambled to far
To earn those lovely fives

I wanna know what one is
I want you to vote free
I want to seal my oneness
I know you can show me

I'm going to snort the party line
A party line to cook a pound G
I've got nosebleeds that I hide
Looks like drugs have finally wound me
(I don't really do drugs)

Am I Right?
Has talent and brains
I don't know If I can claim any fame
Go vote now
The ballot's been drawn
erase those ugly fives

I wanna know what one is
I want you to poll free
I wanna seal my oneness
I want you to show me

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

User Comments

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Johnny D - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Tough sh*t, Mertens, I'm giving you three 5s. Deal with it.
john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay here, five ones for pacing, five ones for funny and five ones overall! Happy now?
Joe Blow - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking as a Song Title cop, I must inform you that the original song title is "I Want To Know What Love Is" (not Wanna). Speaking as myself, I really enjoyed this parody. Every line was well written. So I shall award you with a perfect 5,5,5 vote.
PMS - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I could not accomodate your wishes. I voted 5s.

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