Song Parodies -> Hot As Spice
| Original Song Title: | "Cold as Ice" |
| Original Performer: | Foreigner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hot As Spice" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
Guess what! I've finally figured out why they call porn triple X. It's so simple. I don't know why I didn't think of it before. Anyway, if you take the XX of the female, put it with the XY of the male, you get threes X's and that's Y. I wasn't born yester day you know.
Your as Hot as Spice
You really eroticize our love
You always look enticed
I bet you hypnotize
I know
You've seasoned before
I'll savour all our thyme
You open my drawers
You make your whip unwind
Your ripping off cloves
I'm dashing to play
Hot pickle and pepper
Must someway be tamed
(Instrumental interlude)
Hot ass chilli fries
You really flavorize our love
Heart burn paradise
My gut has rolled the dice
You've gingered before
You flavoured quite a thyme
You blew off my doors
And left my world divine
I sprigger your hold
You leave me at bay
Your Passion and Pleasure
Make a great nut Meg
(instrumental bridge)
Hot--as-Spice
You know that you are
Hot--as--Spice
As hot as spice to me
Back ground vocals: Hot as spice, Hot as spice
(oooo's and ahhhhh's)
(fade)
You really eroticize our love
You always look enticed
I bet you hypnotize
I know
You've seasoned before
I'll savour all our thyme
You open my drawers
You make your whip unwind
Your ripping off cloves
I'm dashing to play
Hot pickle and pepper
Must someway be tamed
(Instrumental interlude)
Hot ass chilli fries
You really flavorize our love
Heart burn paradise
My gut has rolled the dice
You've gingered before
You flavoured quite a thyme
You blew off my doors
And left my world divine
I sprigger your hold
You leave me at bay
Your Passion and Pleasure
Make a great nut Meg
(instrumental bridge)
Hot--as-Spice
You know that you are
Hot--as--Spice
As hot as spice to me
Back ground vocals: Hot as spice, Hot as spice
(oooo's and ahhhhh's)
(fade)
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so good i needed a rolaid when through...5s
Good job, Lionel ... Hmm, you might have given me an idea for a parody using the word "Vindaloo" (no, NOT a parody of ABBA's "Waterloo") ...
555, it's best in the kitchen, eh?
nice one. 555's just for the xxxplanation alone.
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