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Song Parodies -> "Hot As Spice"

Original Song Title:

"Cold as Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Hot As Spice"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Guess what! I've finally figured out why they call porn triple X. It's so simple. I don't know why I didn't think of it before. Anyway, if you take the XX of the female, put it with the XY of the male, you get threes X's and that's Y. I wasn't born yester day you know.
Your as Hot as Spice
You really eroticize our love

You always look enticed
I bet you hypnotize
I know

You've seasoned before
I'll savour all our thyme
You open my drawers
You make your whip unwind

Your ripping off cloves
I'm dashing to play
Hot pickle and pepper
Must someway be tamed

(Instrumental interlude)

Hot ass chilli fries
You really flavorize our love

Heart burn paradise
My gut has rolled the dice

You've gingered before
You flavoured quite a thyme
You blew off my doors
And left my world divine

I sprigger your hold
You leave me at bay
Your Passion and Pleasure
Make a great nut Meg

(instrumental bridge)

Hot--as-Spice
You know that you are

Hot--as--Spice
As hot as spice to me

Back ground vocals: Hot as spice, Hot as spice

(oooo's and ahhhhh's)

(fade)

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alvin rhodes - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
so good i needed a rolaid when through...5s
Johnny D - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Lionel ... Hmm, you might have given me an idea for a parody using the word "Vindaloo" (no, NOT a parody of ABBA's "Waterloo") ...
Yet Another Dutchman - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
555, it's best in the kitchen, eh?
john ulvang - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
nice one. 555's just for the xxxplanation alone.

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