(user)
Looks like no device, you're willing to recognize, my b0x
I know the module's right, someday you'll load this shite, I know

(user)
I've seen it before, it happens all the time
The kernel is right, notta version behind
They say it aint true, and the burner's in doubt
this module aint working, for crying out loud!

(b0x)
Looks like no device, I'm willing to recognize, shove off
I won't insmod that, u learn to code it right!, u know

(b0x)
I've seen it before, it happens all the time
This user keeps loading, and all goes fine
but my probing stops there, I fake a SCSI delay
He's loosing his patience, he can't even play!

Solo (add air guitar, wailing and gnashing of teeth)

(user)
No device - I know it is there
(b0x)
No device - it won't load right u see
(user)
No device...

(user+b0x)
Looks like no device, no device, I know, plz show
Looks like no device, no device, I know, oh gawd I know
Looks like no device, no device, I know, oh yes I know
Looks like no device... (to fade)