-> "Dipstick"
Original Song Title:
"Gypsy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dipstick"
The Lyrics
So I'm back ... at the granny porno site
Back with the crones .. that I love
To a GILF* with sweet face and taking shower
Grabbed for the dipstick ....... that I tug
To the dipstick ....... that I tug
And it all comes up for you
Well you knew that it wood
Ejaculate spikes, maybe once, maybe twice
Whoah, and it flies thru the night!!
Cause you squeezed your dipstick
You tweezed your dipstick
To the dipstick ....... that I chafed
Taking a Kleenex ...... for the smear
I have no cheer ........ I click for love
And the way she smiled
And her smile was enough
Enough for me to tug
Enough to .. t-u-u-u-u-ug!
She is fading .. out for me now
She was just a wish ....... just an internet dish
And her mammaries, are all divested from me now
You sleazed your dipstick
You cheesed your dipstick
(Ooooh, awww .. Whooooooh, awwwwwww)
Loathing strikes, cause you grabbed it like a vise
And it all flops down on you
And it all crashed down on you
Loneliness strikes, and you're left with your vice
And it all comes down on you
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh!
I can still see her WHORE EYES! Whore smile!
(She was just a wish, she was just a wish)
And it all flops down on you
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