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Song Parodies -> "Biscuits #9 (Sentimental Version)"

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Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Biscuits #9 (Sentimental Version)"

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The Lyrics

Turned me loose, agin' .. from the nervous hospital
Said Doyle deserved .. what I done
Back in town .. was a parade in my honor
Snacked up on biscuits ... by the ton
Chewed the biscuits .. by the ton

And they was all real proud of me
And you what they said was
Mower blade strikes .. maybe once, maybe twice
Oh .. and what you done was right
But you need more biscuits
You need more biscuits

To the biscuits
That I just et'
Was just as good
As the first batch
Ones Linda made
She done it out of love
I had none as a child
Why I cain't get enough
Not enough of love
Not enough .. GRUB!

Folks is askin' me .. do 'nuther killing now
He's 'nuther sumb*ch
Jes a bastid' .. sumb*ich
When I told 'em no .. that's all behind me now
I seed more biscuits
They'd knead more biscuits

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.. Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Mower blade strikes .. maybe once, maybe twice
What they all done said to me
Mmmmmmmm, hmmmmm ... And they all done said to me
Mower blade strikes ... maybe once, maybe twice
Why them folks cain't let me be
Mmmmmmmm ...hmmmmmm
I can still see his .. CLEFT HEAD ... blood shed
Why them fellers keep tempting me
Seen what I done here? I was a-pertendin' that this'n were the most sentimental version of "Biscuits" .. and it weren't sentimental at all, now were it? Fact of business, it were them first two versions of "Biscuits" that were a-wallerin' in sentimentality like a pair of razorback hogs in slop, mmm-hmm

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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Porfle Popnecker - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Yessir, I seen what you done there right off the bat, mmm-hmm. I like the way you done told about my his'try and whatnot.
Callmelennie - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
So you see'd the point of the song, Porfle. That they was a-plyin' Karl with biscuits from the git go to get him to kill some other feller .. caused they reckoned the wors' that could hap'n is he'd jes go back to the nervous hospital. Well then, there ain't no need for me to do another, I reckon
Porfle Popnecker - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
I reckon you could keep on a-makin' 'em if you was of a mind to. But I wisht you'd make me some of them biscuits first, mmm-hmm.
Rob Arndt - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
You made a killin' on this one, Mmm-hmm- 555!!!

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