-> "Biscuits #9 (Sentimental Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Gysy"
Parody Song Title:
"Biscuits #9 (Sentimental Version)"
The Lyrics
Turned me loose, agin' .. from the nervous hospital
Said Doyle deserved .. what I done
Back in town .. was a parade in my honor
Snacked up on biscuits ... by the ton
Chewed the biscuits .. by the ton
And they was all real proud of me
And you what they said was
Mower blade strikes .. maybe once, maybe twice
Oh .. and what you done was right
But you need more biscuits
You need more biscuits
To the biscuits
That I just et'
Was just as good
As the first batch
Ones Linda made
She done it out of love
I had none as a child
Why I cain't get enough
Not enough of love
Not enough .. GRUB!
Folks is askin' me .. do 'nuther killing now
He's 'nuther sumb*ch
Jes a bastid' .. sumb*ich
When I told 'em no .. that's all behind me now
I seed more biscuits
They'd knead more biscuits
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.. Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Mower blade strikes .. maybe once, maybe twice
What they all done said to me
Mmmmmmmm, hmmmmm ... And they all done said to me
Mower blade strikes ... maybe once, maybe twice
Why them folks cain't let me be
Mmmmmmmm ...hmmmmmm
I can still see his .. CLEFT HEAD ... blood shed
Why them fellers keep tempting me
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