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Song Parodies -> "Biscuits #9"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Biscuits #9"

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The Lyrics

This is playing off a song Porfle submitted yesterday. There are some songs better suited to making sweet poignant parodies and "Gypsy" is probably one of them. So beware: this song made me bawl all over my keyboard
So I'm back ... from the nervous hospital
Back to the town .. that was cruel
Met a boy with bright eyes and a lovin' Momma
She made me biscuits .. that I loved
Made me biscuits .. that I loved

Had a baby brother once
Well you know he warn't wanted, so
Gave him to me like a piece of trash
Oh .. and I couldn't save his life
And I felt such mis'ry
I drowned in mis'ry

Now, new mis'ry
To little Frank
He faces danger
From that no good Doyle
He'll do Frank in
When he gets drunk
Must protect the child
This time I can do enough
Enough for him to live
Enough to live

Freedom's dancing .. away from me now
It was just a dream
The world was just a dream
And my destiny is all that is left for me now
But I'll miss them biscuits
She made me biscuits

Oooooooooooooooh! .....Cruelty strikes
Maybe once .. but no, not twice
So now it all comes down to me
Oooooooooooooooh! .... And it all comes down to me
Cruelty strikes
Maybe once ... but no, not twice
Cause that Doyle won't let Frank be
I can see his BRIGHT EYES .... BRIGHT smile
Cause now Frankie can live free

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Randy Hearn - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice, very nice! Gypsy is one of my favorite all time songs!
Rob Arndt - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done-555!!! I may have to do my own "Sling Blade" parody here, Mmm-hmm!
Porfle Popnecker - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
That song lives inside its own heart, mmm-hmm. I reckon I studied on it fer quite a spell, then I give it some of them 5s.
Agrimorfee - May 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah, I aint done seen Sling Blade, so I dint get it.Well done parody, though.

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