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Song Parodies -> "Biscuits"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Biscuits"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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You may not get much out of this if you haven't seen "Sling Blade."
So I'm back here in Benton, Arkansas
Out of the nervous hospital
To a place sellin' big french-fried pertaters
Asked for some biscuits, wasn't none
For some biscuits...wasn't none

And I met a boy named Frank
Well, we hit it right off, now
His garage is the place where I lodge

Oh, and his maw's mighty nice
And she makes me biscuits
She makes me biscuits

And the biscuits that she makes
Dabbed with mustard
Them I sure enjoy
Her boyfriend Doyle is a mean old boy

And if I had a blade
Liken a Kaiser blade
I'd whack his head in two
Plum near in two

Me 'n' Frank, had our own secret place
We went there to fish
We went there to fish

But I'm back inside the nervous hospital now
I see them biscuits, mmm
I see them biscuits, mmm-hmm

Lawnmower blade
That was Doyle's
Last tirade
And the blade came down

Got a joke to tell to you
Two boys peed
"Water's cold"
"Water's deep"
One's from Arkansas (git it?)

I still smell them biscuits
Biscuits
Mustard's good on 'em

(instrumental solo, fade out)

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Callmelennie - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
That's plumb sublime, Porfle ... uh huh
Rob Arndt - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle: What are doing with your vote? Rob: I aim to give ya a 555, Mmm-hmm...
Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank ye fer them votes, mmm-hmm.
Callmelennie - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle to Robert Arndt: ROB? (Rob Arndt on the phone to 911 operator) Yes Ma'am, I done killed Porfle Popnecker with a 3X5 bomb. Yes ma'am I'm right sure of it. That third 5 plumb near blew his head in two
Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I reckon they ort to send an ambulance or a hearst fer me then, mmm-hmm.
Callmelennie - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
You know, Porfle, I've studying on your song here and it occurs to me you're going more for poignancy than laughs; which makes sense as the OS is quite beautiful and poignant. In which case, we really shouldn't be cutting up like we are.
MrMacphisto - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
"I like the way you write." 555
Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
@ Lennie--I'm proud of ye fer a-figurin' that out. (Actually, that didn't occur to me until I was well into writing it, but then reading it along with the song kinda made me a little verklempt.) @ MrM--You like the way I write, I like the way you write.
Rob Arndt - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle's a genius... now if he could just do "Monsters Ball" ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll read the second half of your comment later--I haven't gotten past the first half yet.
Callmelennie - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's almost impossible to do this song without choking up, once you realize it's meaning. I've got a little parody going here that's positively choking me up; I'm bawling all over my keyboard. Wait till you see this.
Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I thought I was the only one who got misty-eyed at some of my own parodies! Sometimes they just strike you that way while you're writing them. I'll be on the lookout for yours.

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