Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Ernie! Ernie!"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Ernie! Ernie!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I betcha Bert had a hard time getting his roomate to do his share of the chores!
(Music intro).
Bert: Can't you see this Ernie,
These dishes are covered in grime!
How can you listen to me,
Playing with Rubber Ducky all the time.
I need to cook some oatmeal, and none of the dishes are clean!
MMMMMM! I will have to smack you, if you really want to be mean....

Ernie:Rubber Ducky....
Bert: Hey Ernie, Hey Ernie, Hey Erniieeeeeeeee!

The Pepto Bismol is spilled, because the top was left off.
You want your allowance, but all you ever do is slack off!
Here is the mop and broom, whenever you want to start.
If you start right away, I will buy you a big candy bar!

(Repeat chorus until the end).

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   2
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Agrimorfee - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
1st verse was great, but fell apart after that. 332

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 831