Non there I go again I scratch until I'm burning,
Soon it will start to form a scab.
It's only right that you request that I do not scratch it,
But look inside the drawer,

At the metal tube which helps people not to scratch,
And at the bottle of liquid for my scalp...
For which I apply and let it sit,
And apply again, and let it sit.

Oh, Gold bond only stops it momentarily,
Head and Shoulders only stops it daily.
Say, Elidel, go to your doctor go and get some,
I will stop my scratching for no one. No one.

Now here my doctor goes he tells me to stop my scratching,
He says my scratching will cause a scar.
Prescribes some strong stuff that I should use with care,
But look inside the drawer<
(Repeat middle part and chorus)
No one. No one. Noooooooo ooooone!