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Song Parodies -> "Numb Me"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Numb Me"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

If you ever love Weird Al Yankovic's Cavity Search,which is a parody on U2's "Hold Me,Thrill Me,Kiss Me,Kill Me",enjoy this parody.
Do you have cavities
Even you don't hand me a line
Although your molars matter
I'll clean them for plenty of time

Those cavities are infecting
So you need to clean your dirty teeth
There's no need to get the braces
Brush your teeth,you gotta believe

Numb me,numb me,numb me
Numb me,numb me,numb me

I don't want no bad teeth
You don't wanna go against me
You hold the percentage
But here are the clean teeth you see

I'm just around the corner
If there is a dentist I hate
I'll be waitin' for you
If you ever think I'm irate

Numb me,numb me,numb me
Numb me,numb me,numb me

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