Have mercy Dubya, on the poor folks and see
You know stocks fallin', fallin', fallin' from deceit

Dows danglin' right from start to the close
So help us, help us, help us make the reeling slow

'Cause when your napping starts and the stocks go down

And there's no real adults left around
You can snort the coke until Dick shows up
And then say that you trust him

Have pity on Shrub, just when he thought it was over
Red ink got him runnin', runnin', runnin' for cover
We're begging him for a little sympathy
'cause if deficits again it'll be the end, you'll see


'Cause when your napping starts and the stocks go down

And there's no real adults left around
You can snort the coke until Dick shows up
And then say that you trust him

Dubya, Dubya, hope you're gonna stay awake
'cause you're getting weaker, weaker everyday
I guess you're still as wrong as you used to be
'cause if deficits again it'll be the end, you'll see