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Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Get Laid"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"I Gotta Get Laid"

Parody Written by:

Jerry R. Teter and Bill Strange

The Lyrics

Well I Guess It Would Be Nice If I Could Touch Your Body,
I Know Not Everybody, Has A Body Like You
And I Guess It Would Be Nice, If I Could Strip Your Clothes Away
And See You Naked Everyday,
You Know I'd Love You Much More

I Am Sick And Tired Of Your Lame Excuses
I Don't Give A Damn If You Got A Headache
Just Take Your Asprin And Come To Bed Now
And Wish You'd Hurry Up Cause I Can't Wait

You Know I Gotta Get Laid
I Gotta Get Laid
I Gotta Get Laid Laid Laid

Baby I Know You Need Someone To Lay So Please Please Let Me Stay
Cause You Know I'm Not Gay
And Baby I Would Risk The Threat Of Aids If You Would Spread Your
Pretty Legs And Let Me Have You
Oh I Can't Take More Of This Frustration
And My Desires Pounding At The Door
Oh My...... Is Thumping
My Balls Are Aching
Come on Baby Put Out Cause I Can't Take Much More
You Know I Gotta Get Laid

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 52

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