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Song Parodies -> "Way Rond Sally"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Down Sally"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Way Rond Sally"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

There is nothing quite as wrong
In gluttony and weighing seven hundred three
I know you love to eat and eat
But won't you ever push away that plate and be hungry?
And feed a family

Way round Sally, in the Guinness book
Don't you think you need to start a diet?
Way round Sally, you're shaped like a balloon
You've been hurt so now you've scared every guy you met

The buns that spread so far and wide
To move that bulk takes ten strong men to shove
Lesser planets circle you, when you speak it splatters
Down your double Zees, Won't you cut back, please?
For you can't find your knees

Way round Sally, hardly move those arms
Don't you think you need to start a diet?
Way round Sally, you're shaped like a balloon
You've been hurt so now you've scared every guy you met

I long to see the morning sun
But there's an eclipse in front of me
So don't you go devour pies
You can skip a meal once and never grieve
You gotta just believe

Way round Sally, setting off alarms
Don't you think you need to start a diet?
Way round Sally, you're shaped like a balloon
You've been hurt so now you've scared every guy you et



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Eric Clapton - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Rick, nice parody of one of my best 70s songs. I loved it.
stuart mcarthur - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
loved "Lesser planets circle you" - 555
Rick D - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry Eric. I typo'd the title and thought you were younger.
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Duncan is God! 555
Adagio - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Rick! 5's
Rick D - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
You're dyslexic, Agri. I think I've been in the "dog" house more than church.
MrMacphisto - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... this is one of the best today... 5-5-5
Johnny D - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
So THAT's what too many heapin' helpin's o'haggis can do to the lassies, eh, Highlander?

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