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Song Parodies -> "Poop Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Poop Yourself"

Parody Written by:

Unaminous

The Lyrics

Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And soil all the pants you've ever had
Until your colin turned to mush
Would you go for it
Or just let it slip?

Yo
Butt is ready
Anus open wide, watch out for Freddy
My pants are brown already
Poopin' and sweaty
Keep crappin' steady
So I sit, diaria is all I'm getting
My overactive bowel
Makes me wanna disembowel
Another owl
I'm crappin' now
It's makin' me cry now
It's slippin' out
It's time to use the toilet now

Oh the brutality
Oh the fatality!
Oh the vitality!
Oh I love to poopie!
Oh the normality!
Oh I love to pootie!
Out of my booty
Oh! I poop happily

Yo! I crapped in a hole
Yo! I missed the toilet bowl
Ew! It landed on Anna Nicole
That's scarin' me
Now they're after me
Now I could use a steak
Better go to the bathroom and crap out something!

"You're gonna lose somethin' important to thee"
But I still go potty (Oh)
I'm able to plan how to crap out a land
Workin' hard is my chyme (Oh)

"You're gonna lose somethin' important to thee"
But I still go potty (Oh)
I'm able to plan how to crap out a land
Workin' hard is my chyme (Oh)
"You're gonna..."

I keep on strainin'
And I'm keep wanin'
And I keep stainin' some pants
And I keep training
To be a world champion
And they'll start chainin' (Me)
And I'll start gettin' (Free)

Oh the brutality
Oh the fatality!
Oh the vitality!
Oh I love to poopie!
Oh the normality!
Oh I love to pootie!
Out of my booty
Oh! I poop happily

Yo! I crapped in a hole
Yo! I missed the toilet bowl
Ew! It landed on Anna Nicole
That's scarin' me
Now they're after me
Now I could use a steak
Better go to the bathroom and crap out something!

"You're gonna lose somethin' important to thee"
But I still go potty (Oh)
I'm able to plan how to crap out a land
Workin' hard is my chyme (Oh)

"You're gonna lose somethin' important to thee"
But I still go potty (Oh)
I'm able to plan how to crap out a land
Workin' hard is my chyme (Oh)
"You're gonna..."

Yo
Butt is ready
Anus open wide, watch out for Freddy
My pants are brown already
Poopin' and sweaty
Keep crappin' steady
So I sit, diaria is all I'm getting
My overactive bowel
Makes me wanna disembowel
Another owl
I'm crappin' now
It's makin' me cry now
It's slippin' out
It's time to use the toilet now

Oh the brutality
Oh the fatality!
Oh the vitality!
Oh I love to poopie!
Oh the normality!
Oh I love to pootie!
Out of my booty
Oh! I poop happily

"You're gonna lose somethin' important to thee"
But I still go potty (Oh)
I'm able to plan how to crap out a land
Workin' hard is my chyme (Oh)

"You're gonna lose somethin' important to thee"
But I still go potty (Oh)
I'm able to plan how to crap out a land
Workin' hard is my chyme (Oh)
"You're gonna..."

Yo man, I can crap anything I want.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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Yoidy - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I've mostly outgrown toilet humor, but this is funny!
Ethan Mawyer - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
The decade problem doesn't bother me as much as the pacing problem. It's a tough song, but that doesn't justify just writing one sloppy verse and repeating it.
Colin Powell - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
It's bad enough having my name pronounced the wrong way, and I always knew it would lead to something like this. Now I am named in this...this...'song'
The Charnstar - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This was funny, but the pacing was a tad off. I'm not on gross toilet humour, but this had SOOOO much, it evened out somehow.... 4-5-4
Red Ant - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
"the pacing was a tad off": Charnstar, you're joking, right? This is actually a parody of Weird Al's "Couch Potato" (intro and the "Oh!..." part give it away), and the pacing is decent through the first verse, but the chorus doesn't scan to either song, and the copy/paste past that point does not scan at all to either Eminem's original or Al's parody. Sorry, Unaminous, but while it's somewhat funny, the theme has already been done with this OS, and much better. 131.
The Charnstar - January 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I wasn't actually listening to the song at the time, I was goin' by memory. I am listening to the original now *shoot me, please* and yeah... It is very... not good at the pacing.. I would give it a 2 or a 3 if I had the chance again... But alas, I wasted that chance. I still find it disturbingly funny though
Poop Pants - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice parody of a great 2000s song.
Grim Reefer - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
it is s***!!!!!!!!

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