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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Road Is King"

Original Song Title:

"Rock 'n' Roll Is King"

Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Rocky Road Is King"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Well, listen everybody, let me tell ya ‘bout the rocky road.
Oh, eat that ice cream and you’re really gonna crack the code.
Oh, come along with me, and your mind will set you free.
She said, “Slamma jamma jamma jamma,
Rocky road is king.”

She loves that rocky road and she eats it all day long.
Oh, I also eat it too; with a girl like that, ya can’t go wrong.
She says eat those almonds, hon, marshmallows also won,
She says, “Slamma jamma jamma jamma,
Rocky road is king.”

Oh, hear that ice cream truck,
Truckin’ on, truckin’ on.
Oh, grab your ice cream cones,
‘Cause soon it will be gone.

Well, It freezes the brain, but it’s such an enticing snack.
She inhales her Klondike Bars and she breaks Good Humor’s back.
Oh, she loves that summer sun, and she thinks cavities are fun.
She said, “Slamma jamma jamma jamma,
Rocky road is king.”

Oh, rock on!

[instrumental solo]

Oh, hear that ice cream truck,
Truckin’ on, truckin’ on.
Oh, grab your ice cream cones,
‘Cause soon it will be gone.

Well, when she comes around and I’m buyin’ soup to beat the cold,
She says you can’t do that ‘cause all I wanna eat is rocky road.
Now here I’m gonna stay, where that ice cream wins the day.
She says, “Slamma jamma jamma jamma,
Rocky road is king.”

Oh yeah, slamma jamma jamma jamma, rocky road is king.
Oh, oh, slamma jamma jamma jamma, rocky road is king.
Ooh yeah, slamma jamma jamma jamma, rocky road is king.

She said…
“Slamma jamma jamma jamma, rocky road is king.”
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by not getting Tchaikovsky back.

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Jennifer - March 23, 2017 - Report this comment
I like orange sherbet, don't hate me! Fives for this parody, even though Rocky Road disgusts me!

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